PP or just a post. Hanging pygmies or how I missed a stream.

So I missed an unofficial (write with one f) stream by Hon, which, judging by the commercials, was the best stream Ever. And not because I am a grand slide that fell asleep at 22.00 in his expectation and waking up at one in the morning, and due to the fact that an unexpected circumstance occurred.
So, let’s start in order.

About 22.00
C & C 3. Hot battles, my predators have already broken to the key point. Tasks, and I hastily transported bulldogs to protect my tanks from approaching aviation ..
Suddenly, the computer made a terrible rattle and began to buzz menacingly, forcing my hair to stand on my hands on end. The tribe of small Pygmies really declared a strike and does not want to work in the mine of a hard disk anymore? I turned off the computer in horror, removed the lid and put my head inside. My worst fears were confirmed – one of the HDD to the touch was very hot, apparently insidious workers tried to melt the metal of the walls to arrange an escape. I decided to let them show that their attempts were hopeless and opened the window, letting the cold air stream to cool the insides of my machine.
Then he lay down on the sofa, waiting for a white flag, but he did not appear and did not appear … My eyes began to stick together ..

Stiplitz was driving by car, followed by two bras with the Essesses. The poor fellows did not know that the beloved game Stipl was “CarmageDdon”.

About one in the morning.
Stream. Stream. Stream. <br nodepositbonuscasinos.co.uk/ />This thought fought about my sleepy brain, inhibiting it. I reluctantly opened my eyes, looked at his watch … OMG. Stream goes. Already goes. Run to the computer, poke the start button … And again this rattle, a hard drive is heated again, again there is a desire to arrange a indicative punitive operation of Special for rebels. However, the hemisphere of the brain, not reaped by hatred, drew my attention to the fact that the rattle is slightly a little from the other side. I leaned my palm against Hard – he did not tremble, touched the cooler … and felt like he was in seams.
I turned it off, began to disassemble the computer, carried the brain whirlwind according to its device, by the method of scientific poke, developing everything as necessary and preserving the eyes, fingers, and even all the screws. Finally, the cooler was in my hands, the plastic device was literally littered with dust … I carefully seduced it and looked inside … A terrible sight appeared before my eyes-abandoned and forgotten pigmes workers hung with sadness and hopelessness, moving the fan blades in the face. With a heavy heart, I buried their corpses, then corrected the breakdown and drove a new batch of engineers into the cooler.
He began to assemble a system unit, one screw was superfluous (O_O). I connected the computer to the network, pressed the treasured button … Atata! Winda does not want to load.

The god Adam created. Adam was bored and he told God: “I want to go about!”.And God created Eve. Adam again became bored and he told God: “I want to go all day to tram. And God created a mistress. He was tired again and he said: “I want to go about day and night”. And God created the Windows XP operating system.

PANIC! PANIC! PANIC!
Put your head inside, make sure that the pair of wiring for some reason is not connected, mentally swift yourself, climb the Internet from the laptop, read the swearing on the forum, mentally swing yourself for the nonsense, switch to searching for tutorisms to disassemble the computer, mentally deceive their compiler, climb the system units again, and include contacts, include the computer in the hopeto what will work, mentally swear yourself for excessive dreaminess, disconnect one of the screws and try to launch a computer … earned, bleat. Turn off the computer, try to connect both screws, everything works. – All these actions were committed only in order to go to Stream’s page, read the farewell BB and, yes, mentally swiftly swear yourself for excessive sluggishness, needlework and drowsiness. From the happiest person on earth, I instantly became the most unhappy.

Do not forget about your pygmies – they can be busy, they will begin to depress and it will be very close to suicide. So check your system for dust :). Especially look at the coolers ..

If suddenly on your hard drive
The evil virus leaked,
Do not treat him with Lozinsky:
The virus also wants to live!
Infected programs
Scatter BBS,
And you are your colleagues
They will often remember.

If suddenly in your program
The customer found the glitch,
Don’t seek a mistake:
You can’t be wrong!
Explain to him, bore,
That he is a kettle and mediocrity,
And you are from toys
Will not be distracted from now on

If suddenly your car
Does not work as it should,
You are on the motherboard
Take a lot of fist.
Will not help – hit the sledgehammer,
Give me your foot on the monitor ..
Then you explain to the authorities:
“She is the first beginning!”